Buying A New Vehicle T-Shirts

"This is our most popular model for first time RV-ers."

'It's not legal to drive anywhere, but it looks good in the driveway.'

Guess who just bought a new RV

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Rising Gas Prices

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Thatched roof car.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'By god that man stinks!'