Buying A New Car T-Shirts

"Batteries not included."

"But we're not just talking about buying a car-we're talking about confronting this country's trade deficit with Japan."

"I was looking for my piece of the American Dream when I bought this truck...now I'm looking for a parking space."

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

'How sweet, he's smiling. He must be dreaming about me.'

Man staring at a large confusing map

"Would you like to super-size that?"

'A word in your ear about the 'value for money' fleet cars you ordered...'

All you'd expect in a British car!

New American dream? 'I sometimes fantasize about a modest home and a fairly new used car.'

'That's the price of the balloon, but you get the car with it.'

"Perfect."

'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'

'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'

'I meant, how flexible are you on price?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

'Thats with $30,000 down.'

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

I break for toilet paper

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

'I realize you're attached to your car. However, when it's being held together by duct tape, it's time to buy a new one.'

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

Where airbags should be.

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'Backseat folds out to a bed in case you run out of gas on the way home.'

'With the sleep, low x-39, you get a free list of local chiropractors.'

'Yes sir, this baby's turbo charged, fuel injected and has CD and DVD! Forget 'reindeer power' Mr Claus... and say hello to Horse Power!'

"Listen to this baby purr."

"Honey! I'm taking the new SUV for a ride. I want to see how many blocks it gets per gallon!"

'We only live once. Hope in.'

"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

'You got the job, the family and now the fancy car. But it's not enough, is it? No, my friend, it's never enough.'

"These electric cars can be expensive."

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.