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The driverless car

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

"C'mon, Dad. A cool car isn't for running errands...it's for driving around to impress girls!"

"I don't think I'll ever need a global positioning system...even when I get my own car."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"One year closer to college!"

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Family members!

"Do you buy cars here?"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Otto the SmartyCar!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rising Gas Prices

It's great for pulling the birds!

Thatched roof car.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."