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"Joey is that your new car?"

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"Baldo, if you want a car, you have to work for it!"

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"OK...I gotta admit...you got a cool car."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rising Gas Prices

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Thatched roof car.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'By god that man stinks!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'