First Car Purchase T-Shirts

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

'Saw my first electric car today.'

"I take it this is your first car loan."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'I suppose haggling is out of the question..?'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"For my money...any care looks good."

"We are going kinda fast, don't ya think?"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Thatched roof car.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Rising Gas Prices

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'