First Car Purchase Pillows

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

'Saw my first electric car today.'

"I take it this is your first car loan."

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

'I suppose haggling is out of the question..?'

"We are going kinda fast, don't ya think?"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rising Gas Prices

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Thatched roof car.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'By god that man stinks!'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"