Getting A New Car Mugs

The driverless car

'We'd like to take it for a test drive.'

"Sorry, son, but you're not old enough to drive my new car. But you are old enough to show me how to use its computer system."

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

"C'mon, Dad. A cool car isn't for running errands...it's for driving around to impress girls!"

"I don't think I'll ever need a global positioning system...even when I get my own car."

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"One year closer to college!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Thatched roof car.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rising Gas Prices

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'By god that man stinks!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."