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Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

'Heard you bought a motorcycle.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Thatched roof car.

Rising Gas Prices

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'By god that man stinks!'