New Vehicle Purchase Mugs

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

'Heard you bought a motorcycle.'

The iVan

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"One year closer to college!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Thatched roof car.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rising Gas Prices

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."