Car Purchase Mugs

'Should you buy or lease your first wheel?'

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

'Our computer shows that you have a faulty alternator, a weak battery cell and you're three days late on your auto loan repayment.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

The next song's called "Went on Prozac, Found a Job, Bought a Car, Met a Girl, Got a Puppy Blues."

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Just a few things, I'm afraid. . .'

'Limousines'

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

'We have a new tribe member everyone. We will call him'Crashes-His-Volvo.'

"For safety, the daytime running lights burn continuously, augmented by the horn, which also blows continuously."

"It's worse than I thought."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"One year closer to college!"

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Otto the SmartyCar!

Thatched roof car.

It's great for pulling the birds!

Rising Gas Prices

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'