Buying A Vehicle Gifts

'We stand behind every car we sell.' - 'Yes, but will you help push?'

'That's what you get for kicking a wheel.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"One year closer to college!"

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Rising Gas Prices

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

It's great for pulling the birds!

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Thatched roof car.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Otto the SmartyCar!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'By god that man stinks!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'