Purchasing A Car Gifts

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

Rising Gas Prices

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Yes, That Was The Exit

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Thatched roof car.

Otto the SmartyCar!

It's great for pulling the birds!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'God's speed.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'By god that man stinks!'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'