New Car Purchase Gifts

Sports car.

Unable to afford leasing, Bob tries leashing a new car.

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"I'm your problem."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Of course they're small. What did you expect? They're floor models.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

A Self-Driving Car

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

"I told you it was a bad idea to buy a car online!"

'Not yet! Not yet! Wait until he waxes it!'

"Anyone with a car."

Distance to horizon varies.

Traffic calming ahead.

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

"I thought he just wanted to charge his PHONE!"

"Fuel economy and towing capacity. Those are my primary considerations."

"I know it sounds superficial, but I lost interest in Richard when he lost that new car smell."

'Got any Jaguars?' - 'Sorry, they're an endangered species.'

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

"Your new electric car, isn't what I expected."

'Apparently she looks stunning naked.'

'I got my wife a smart car, and now it keeps hiding from her.'

'I got my wife a smart car, and now it keeps hiding from her.'

The future (hydrogen car).

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

'and it has twin airbags-the wife and her mother!'

Happy man in car

"We're not looking for a driverless car. Thanks to the holiday traffic, we're looking for a car that can fly."

"Phone my wife and tell her she can buy that new car!"

"For my money...any care looks good."

'By god that man stinks!'

'You'd think that seven seater would have room inside for us!'

"Well if there are any positives to be drawn Lord and Lady Sh*t Legs next door aren't going very far in that shiny new SUV of theirs!!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."