Buying A Car Pillows

'Do you have a cordless model'

"It's very nice, Sir... But is it consistent with the voice of our brand?"

'I don't think I have enough green to buy a green vehicle.'

"Ownership gives one a real sense of accomplishment. Or skip the whole accomplishment thingy and just lease."

'We spend billions annually on styling changes and preposterous advertising, and you've got nerve to care only about fuel economy and reliability?!'

'All our vehicles come with a 24-hour, round-the-block guarantee.'

"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."

'In addition to 16 cup-holders it comes equipped with four dedicated yoga mat storage areas.'

'We're looking for something economical, and we don't care what it costs.'

'Take her out for a spin, Guaranteed to blow your mind, Or at least your hair,'

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

'And you thought buying a used car from a taxi company was a good idea!'

'The full history includes all the original letters of complaint to the factory.'

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment.. so it kind of evens out."

DMV - Enter Here

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

'My car! My car!'

"... Oh, no. That just means we won't charge you for the rust."

'But isn't it nice to know you can go 2500 miles per hour in a pinch?'

Why don't they make them like this anymore?

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

"Makes you feel in control, doesn't it?"

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

"After looking over your financial application, I'm going to have our youngest sales rep show you your options."

"This car is very economical on gas. Used hardly any getting over here."

'I'm thinking even up, with my old car's trade-in value.'

'How many reckless ones?'

'Gee lady, when I bought your car, I didn't know you came with it.'

'And only one previous owner.'

"You've been sold a right lemon here, mate."

"Sure, I see the strange man hiding in the backseat. Like they say, it's buyer beware."

"This one even has a smoking section."

Honest John Used Cars.

Car dealer's sign: If you kick the tires, you've bought it!

'Here we are, almost out of debt, and they have to buy a new car.'