Car Buyer Pillows

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'How's that for climbing power? And now notice how the brakes hold.'

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"What kind of cream puff? Cream filled or lemon filled?"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Family members!

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Rising Gas Prices

Thatched roof car.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

'By god that man stinks!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'