Car Buyer Pillows

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'How's that for climbing power? And now notice how the brakes hold.'

"This model comes loaded with options, including a parking space in your neighborhood."

"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."

"What kind of cream puff? Cream filled or lemon filled?"

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"One year closer to college!"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Family members!

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Thatched roof car.

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"We'll get there when we get there!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Rising Gas Prices

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'By god that man stinks!'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Perfect."