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"Have you got it in beige?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Perfect."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."