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"The driver's seat slides right out, providing even more cargo space."

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

Larry's used art

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Mohammad's motors

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'God's speed.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Perfect."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'And here's the toolkit.'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'