Auto Dealerships Mugs

"Have you got it in beige?"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

General Motors.

'How about a nice saloon?'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'