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"What happened to Scott, the new management trainee? Wasn't Mr. Rod teaching him everything about the business?"

"I have a plan to make this the most efficient, well-run auto parts shop in the country!"

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Rust test in progress.

Volkswagen Scandal

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"If you need a muffler...I suggest this Einstein model."

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"You still working on your car?"

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"Excuse me...is that a portable jack?"

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"Guys, this circular is in today's paper...except the people over there messed it up! Our coolant is $7.99, not $1, battery chargers are $39.99, not $9.99...and hydraulic jacks are $29.99 not $2."

Volkswagen with skull face

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

Ford and General Motors go over the cliff.

I got a car for the weekend!

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

'And this is the economy model.'