Auto Parts Manager T-Shirts

"What happened to Scott, the new management trainee? Wasn't Mr. Rod teaching him everything about the business?"

"I have a plan to make this the most efficient, well-run auto parts shop in the country!"

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Rust test in progress.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

"That's the problem with imports. Most of them come from another country."

"Guys, this circular is in today's paper...except the people over there messed it up! Our coolant is $7.99, not $1, battery chargers are $39.99, not $9.99...and hydraulic jacks are $29.99 not $2."

"Excuse me...is that a portable jack?"

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

'And this is the economy model.'

Emerging from Bankruptcy.

"You're a quart low."

"I know what I'm talking about. That battery is dead."