Car Dealership Manager T-Shirts

'Our auto leasing contract is being recalled to correct a defect in the wording. It's not vague enough.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Perfect."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'How about a nice saloon?'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Parts of an automobile

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

The car showroom

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'