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"This model comes with a standard anti-theft alarm that can be upgraded to an ultra-obnoxious version, if you wish."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Larry's used art

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Mohammad's motors

It's great for pulling the birds!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Perfect."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

'And here's the toolkit.'

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'