Car Salespeople T-Shirts

Celebrate their sales prowess with our humorous t-shirts designed specifically for car salespeople. Perfect for wearing on the lot or at casual gatherings, these tees blend fun and professionalism effortlessly.

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"The great thing about selling these babies is that if the buyer misses a payment the car drives itself back to our dealership!"

"The great thing about selling these babies is that if the buyer misses a payment the car drives itself back to our dealership!" mockup

"The great thing about selling these babies is that if the buyer misses a payment the car drives itself back to our dealership!"

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"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats." mockup

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

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Got any jaguars?

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'Previously owned by a medic? Doctor Livingstone, I presume?'

'Previously owned by a medic? Doctor Livingstone, I presume?' mockup

'Previously owned by a medic? Doctor Livingstone, I presume?'

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'For a little less money, we can offer you a manual inflating air bag.'

'For a little less money, we can offer you a manual inflating air bag.' mockup

'For a little less money, we can offer you a manual inflating air bag.'

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'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!' mockup

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

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"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery." mockup

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

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"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats." mockup

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

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Larry's used art

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"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators." mockup

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

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"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... ' mockup

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

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'I said they're good, but expensive.' mockup

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

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'It seats two comfortably.'

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"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home." mockup

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

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'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.' mockup

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

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"In layman's terms, it's Â£12,750." mockup

"In layman's terms, it's Â£12,750."

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It's great for pulling the birds! mockup

It's great for pulling the birds!

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'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.' mockup

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

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Mohammad's motors

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'God's speed.'

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'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?' mockup

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

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Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings! mockup

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

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'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.' mockup

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

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'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?' mockup

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

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'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.' mockup

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

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"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

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