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"For safety, the daytime running lights burn continuously, augmented by the horn, which also blows continuously."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Larry's used art

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We've had a major development this year that I'm excited to share with the employees."

'The recession is over, again.'

Business is off the chart.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."