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"This baby has it all. . . premium leather interior, 17-inch wheels. Touchscreen nav and bluthooth connectivity. Best of all, it comes fully optimized for vertical video."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

Larry's used art

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Mohammad's motors

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'God's speed.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Perfect."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'And here's the toolkit.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages