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"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Perfect."

'And here's the toolkit.'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Parts of an automobile

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"This baby has it all. . . premium leather interior, 17-inch wheels. Touchscreen nav and bluthooth connectivity. Best of all, it comes fully optimized for vertical video."

"What kind of mileage does it get?"