Auto Sales Professionals Mugs

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Perfect."

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Volkswagen Scandal

'And here's the toolkit.'

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

Parts of an automobile

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

'This is the most fool-efficient model to date. It gets 100 smiles per gallon.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

"This baby has it all. . . premium leather interior, 17-inch wheels. Touchscreen nav and bluthooth connectivity. Best of all, it comes fully optimized for vertical video."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"