Automotive Sales Professional T-Shirts

'Electronic fuel injection. No carbs.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Electric car

Volkswagen Scandal

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Parts of an automobile

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

'This is the most fool-efficient model to date. It gets 100 smiles per gallon.'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

"It's about the 'air conditionin' - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!"

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"I wish I could give you more on the trade-in, but all that guano really did a number on the paint."

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'