Automotive Sales Professional Gifts

'Electronic fuel injection. No carbs.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

Parts of an automobile

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

'I see you've found a cure of the 'new car fever'.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"It's about the 'air conditionin' - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!"

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."