Car Dealership Manager Gifts

'Our auto leasing contract is being recalled to correct a defect in the wording. It's not vague enough.'

Sadly Gordon's literal interpretation of the brake shop motto would prove to be his undoing.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Do you buy cars here?"

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Perfect."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Parts of an automobile

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

The car showroom

'This is the most fool-efficient model to date. It gets 100 smiles per gallon.'