Car Dealership Employees Gifts

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Perfect."

'How about a nice saloon?'

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Stimulus bust

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

'It's about the 'air conditioning - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"The driver's seat slides right out, providing even more cargo space."

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

"The great thing about selling these babies is that if the buyer misses a payment the car drives itself back to our dealership!"

"She only comes in to try out the heated seats."

General Motors.

Where's the difference?

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

"Yes, it does come with a tech package. It's called a battery."

"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."

'And when you press this button, the hood comes down.'

"It's got the best impact protection in its class. You can drive as carelessly as you like"

New Big Three bailout cars?

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."