Car Dealership Worker Gifts

Employee of the Month: Mr Wiggles.

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Perfect."

'How about a nice saloon?'

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

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Parts of an automobile

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"It's about the 'air conditionin' - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!"

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"Oh ... it's a sub-compact. From across the showroom it looked like you were standing next to an SUV."

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"