Car Showroom Employee Gifts

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Perfect."

'How about a nice saloon?'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Parts of an automobile

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'I'd love to put you behind the wheel of this car. However, I doubt the bank will allow you to finance it for 30,000 months.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'It's for her - Do you have one with a bumper all the way around?'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"It's about the 'air conditionin' - Two weeks I've 'ad the car and I've still got split ends!"

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"Oh ... it's a sub-compact. From across the showroom it looked like you were standing next to an SUV."

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

"It runs on hybrids."

Internal Combustion.

'And this is our basic model.'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"