"Excuse me...is this the right steering fluid for my car?"
Auto Parts Store Employee Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite auto parts store employee? Find witty and heartfelt items perfect for mechanics and shop staff. From mugs to prints, our collection adds a touch of humor and appreciation to their daily routine. Show your support with gifts that speak their language, celebrating their dedication and passion for engines and automotive repair. Whether it’s a personal surprise or a token of gratitude, discover tailored gifts that keep their spirits high amidst grease and gears.
"What do I have to do to change the address on my account?"
"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"
"Do you guys have an emergency evacuation plan?"
Sale! Weed Whackers
"So...do you have a job now?"
'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'
"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."
'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'
New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'
'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'
Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.
"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."
Men's Prayer Group.
The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!
Stimulus bust
'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'
Auto Mechanic Birthdays
"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"
"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."
"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"
"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"
'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'
Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted
Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"
Pork Lift
'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'
'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'
'Of course, the car shower is optional.'
'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'
'Look, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt you, but...'
"What a rip-off."
"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."
'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.
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Auto Parts Store Employee Gifts Collection
Auto Parts Store Employee Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for auto parts store employees. Find humorous and heartfelt designs that celebrate their automotive passion.
Auto Parts Store Employee Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows for auto parts store employees. Add a humorous or personal touch to their space with these fun, automotive-themed cushions.
Auto Parts Store Employee Prints
Browse our exclusive prints honoring auto parts store employees. Unique artwork to celebrate their dedication and love for the automotive world.
Auto Parts Store Employee T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for auto parts store employees. Witty, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their love for all things automotive.