Auto Dealership Worker Gifts

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Perfect."

'How about a nice saloon?'

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Stimulus bust

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

General Motors.

Where's the difference?

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

'This may take more work than we thought.'

Union Label is Edsel

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

Employee of the Month: Mr Wiggles.

"Can you deliver that to me?"

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

"The car's affordable. Going to a tech school to learn how to use all its technology will be a little costly."

"You're a lousy grocery store."

New Big Three bailout cars?

'Our auto leasing contract is being recalled to correct a defect in the wording. It's not vague enough.'

"After looking over your financial application, I'm going to have our youngest sales rep show you your options."