Auto Dealership Worker Gifts

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Perfect."

'How about a nice saloon?'

Our Cars Are Made By 100% American-Made Robots.

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Stimulus bust

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'Of course, the car shower is optional.'

"Don't worry, man. President Trump will take care of us. . ."

'The president's speech on how well the recovery is going? Well, make a left at the abandoned mall, a right at the shuttered assembly plant, and a left at the closed steel mill...'

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Where's the difference?

General Motors.

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

'In the off-season I generally do some hunting and fishing, help out in my father's auto showroom, have knee surgery, and work out in my hometown youth center.'

"The new car smell is inadequate? Don't move! I'll grab our on-site aromatherapist!"

"We were finally able to take out enough extras to get the car within your budget."

'This may take more work than we thought.'

"Can you deliver that to me?"

"The car's affordable. Going to a tech school to learn how to use all its technology will be a little costly."

New Big Three bailout cars?

Union Label is Edsel

Employee of the Month: Mr Wiggles.

"Do you sell backup cameras?"

"I've been out of work since the showroom closed down."

"You're a lousy grocery store."

'Our auto leasing contract is being recalled to correct a defect in the wording. It's not vague enough.'