Car Dealership Owner Gifts

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Perfect."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

TS Motors Inc.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"