Car Shop Owner Gifts

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Copycats

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Online Shopping.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Honesty in retail

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Printers

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Acme Flyswatters.

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

'Just look'in'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'How old is this vase?'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"