Car Shop Owner Mugs

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

Copycats

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Sale.

'I'll take it!'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

A Lady Out Shopping.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Printers

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Acme Flyswatters.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Just look'in'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'How old is this vase?'

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Capt. Ahab's landlocked brother Morab, searching for the white elephant.

The Price or the Biscuits?

"Well SOME people might see it as buying a load of useless, overpriced rubbish but I see it as a brave attempt on my part to support a flagging retail sector."

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"