Shop Owner Gifts

I don't care if your combined age is around 50...I'm not selling you alcohol.'

Shop Local

"They're fake. Part of the new false sense of security system."

If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It Shop.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"You did it again, BJ. Yet another stirring demonstration of brand marketing!"

Bulk Food/ Stuff we swept off the floor.

"Try our Austrian wines."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'I can't show you a diamond in your price range,because I don't have a microscope.'

Welcome to Iowa.

'Caution: doors don't open.'

'I probably shouldn't sell this guy a gun.'

'Only way I can get people in on a Sunday.'

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

"See? One size fits all!"

One of Faust's lesser-known bargains.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'I've made him a silent partner!'

Service with a smile.

'He was about this tall, horns, cloven hooves, and a ring in his nose, but whether or not he was a BULL, I don't want to speculate.'

"$100 for a lemon? Are you crazy?!"

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

Whatever-U-Got We'll Take It Store.

'How old is this vase?'

General Store: We Now Carry Items!

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'Toyota turns iron ore into pick-up trucks faster than my husband selects wine.'

Antiques made daily!!

'Opps!'

'Marks and Mensa.'

'Hi, do you have this in sheep?'

The empty-pocket syndrome.

Fishmonger - Ironmonger - Scaremonger.

"A soup spoon? What do you think this is, a soup-spoon shop?"