Shop Owner Fan Gifts

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Sale.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

I love Museum Shops

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'I'll take it!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Honesty in retail

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

A Lady Out Shopping.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Uh-oh.'

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"You never know what will catch on!"

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

'Just look'in'