Corner Shop Fan Gifts

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

I love Museum Shops

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Hole Sale

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Hooks R Us.

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

The eskimo lottery...

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

For the community garage sale...

It was love at first sight.

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

Caution: Free range chickens next five miles. . . eggs, eggs, eggs!

'This could be a new record!'

'You ask him to leave.'

Dog at the Returns Desk

"It's going well. The manufacturer has even come in and set up a display."

Greetings cards

'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'

Run out and get me some lunch.

"You'd be a stronger parent if you got more sleep."

Warning sign at a pop-up shop.

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

Ex Bankers Cell Phones: Please Don't Ask For Credit As Refusal Often Offends.

'You're not very sharp, are you?'