Corner Shop Fan Gifts

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

I love Museum Shops

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Hooks R Us.

Hole Sale

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

For the community garage sale...

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

The eskimo lottery...

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

Caution: Free range chickens next five miles. . . eggs, eggs, eggs!

It was love at first sight.

'This could be a new record!'

'You ask him to leave.'

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

Dog at the Returns Desk

"It's going well. The manufacturer has even come in and set up a display."

Greetings cards

'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'

Run out and get me some lunch.

Warning sign at a pop-up shop.

"You'd be a stronger parent if you got more sleep."

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

Ex Bankers Cell Phones: Please Don't Ask For Credit As Refusal Often Offends.