Toy Store Fan Gifts

Hooks R Us.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

I love Museum Shops

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Jeremy Clarkson.

Jack in the Box

"How was the play!"

Pigboy makes use of a box.

Winter in the City

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Hole Sale

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Dog with chew toy.

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

Rubik's Cubicle

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

The eskimo lottery...

'As many items as I want or no customer!'

For the community garage sale...

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

Market. Last night I spilled broth on my store discount clipping for mustard. There's soup on your Poupon coupon!

"Hi kid. I'm gonna be your favorite toy ever! In 40 years, you'll shell out 2,500 bucks for a near-mint version of me to help you forget that you're a fat, balding, 50 year old loser."

'You ask him to leave.'

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

Dog at the Returns Desk

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

Greetings cards

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

'I hear she's got Double-D batteries.'

Do you want anything from the 7-Eleven? A slurpee