Shopping Fan Gifts

Greetings cards

Cran-Apple. Cran-Grape. Cran-Raspberry. Cran-Cran.

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Dog at the Returns Desk

Hole Sale

"I'm sorry for doubting you. I guess I can shop by myself."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

I love Museum Shops

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"Date night again already?"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

Men and Women's changing rooms

Hooks R Us.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I Win!!!"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

Trump vs Biden

Biden vs Putin