Home Shopping Fan Gifts

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

I love Museum Shops

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Hooks R Us.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Hole Sale

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"Can I have a pony?"

Rep-Tiles.

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

Remote Toaster

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

'You shop we drop.'

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."