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'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

I love Museum Shops

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Hooks R Us.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Hole Sale

Rep-Tiles.

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

"Can I have a pony?"

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

"I'm still trying to get used to ordering food online."

Remote Toaster

No longer a child, Maureen is excited to experience her first holiday dinner at the big table.

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'Carlton! How many times have we told you not to scarf your food!?'

Little Miss Muffet in Store.

"I'm such a trend-setter! I wear a bib, and now mom does too!"

'You shop we drop.'

'I'm going to make this quick because the pie ala mode ice cream is melting.'

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

Frankenstien getting body parts from eGhoul.com