Window Shopping Fan Prints

Disabled beggar with no legs gets aroused by model of womans leg in hosiery shop window

It was love at first sight.

'She's so put together!'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

I love Museum Shops

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'Just look'in'

Hole Sale

"I need nothing and I want everything."

Hooks R Us.

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

For the community garage sale...

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

'You shop we drop.'

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

Frankenstien getting body parts from eGhoul.com

Internet, Interflora

Oranges

"I do like the necklace you suggested for mommy ... but check out this John Deere riding mower!"

High Street

'Good morning, my name's Chadkins and I'm here to put the fun back into buying double glazing.'

'Never misplace a remote control again with this RemoteT-shirt, velcro combo!'

Gillbies' annual GIANT SALE!