Window Shopping Fan Gifts

Disabled beggar with no legs gets aroused by model of womans leg in hosiery shop window

It was love at first sight.

'She's so put together!'

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

I love Museum Shops

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

'Just look'in'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

Hooks R Us.

"I need nothing and I want everything."

Hole Sale

"I take it this is why it's called Brickview Estates."

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

'He's sulking because I caught him licking the cake shop window.'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

For the community garage sale...

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

'You shop we drop.'

High Street

"I do like the necklace you suggested for mommy ... but check out this John Deere riding mower!"

'This could be a new record!'

Market. Last night I spilled broth on my store discount clipping for mustard. There's soup on your Poupon coupon!

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

Internet, Interflora

Gillbies' annual GIANT SALE!