Home Decor Fan Gifts

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'That's the last Indian carpet we ever buy'.

"Well, then, if and when you do consider moving, would you let us know?"

Look at that ceiling! It's great! A classic ceiling --- I love it! Ceiling fans.

"Does it come with magnets?"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Rep-Tiles.

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

Slow-Embroidered Quilts.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Didn't we have a door over there?"

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Wall Cluck.

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Napkin Cole

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'I liked the Pompidou Center too, Melvin, but I'm not obsessed with it.'