Bedroom Decor Fan Gifts

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

Wall Cluck.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Rep-Tiles.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Bed & Breakfast

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Fur'niture

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'