Bedroom Decor Fan Mugs

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Napkin Cole

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Wall Cluck.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Rep-Tiles.

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Bed & Breakfast

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'No, I don't think you're a mental case, Mrs Clydehopper. Then again, this is a furniture store, and I'm a salesman...'

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

'When I asked for something woody with a great finish, they said I should try the paneling department at Home Depot.'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).