Door Decor Fan Mugs

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"We're out of flowers."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Wall Cluck.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Lin-Manuel Miranda

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"You rang?"

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Rep-Tiles.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'